30 7 / 2014

vastderp:

daeneryus:

shutupaubrey:

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

OH NOOOOO

(Source: princessblogonoke, via beldaran)

30 7 / 2014

alyssabethancourt:

zekedms:

WELP.

I’ve been saying it for years — overdraft fees are simply a legalized way to charge injurious interest rates.

alyssabethancourt:

zekedms:

WELP.

I’ve been saying it for years — overdraft fees are simply a legalized way to charge injurious interest rates.

(via wincenworks)

30 7 / 2014

soundofthisgun said: hey, what do you think about that without a man you wouldnt be alive today, spreading your ignorance?

misandry-mermaid:

you know with science, you can create artificial sperm with bone marrow

30 7 / 2014

inhindssight:

martininamerica:

sirspookers:

zedigalis:

martininamerica:

Mozzarella does her best impression of a sausage.

I just love how after he asks if it’s a sausage, it looks down like “oh shit! I am a sausage :o”

"Are you a sausage?"
"*cats looks down and back up* yah"

My cat is more internet famous than me at this point

Why is she whispering

(via inkyzuzi)

30 7 / 2014

"Bioware is forcing me to be gay."

People who aren’t aware that all other games are forcing you to be heterosexual. (via kepral)

(Source: the-chakaa-khaan, via wincenworks)

30 7 / 2014

reverseracism:

rebloggable because boom

reverseracism:

rebloggable because boom

(via misandry-mermaid)

30 7 / 2014

anthonykiedick:

my cats so fucking stupid we got some nice ass furniture around my house but she chooses the fucking fRYIGN PAN TO SLEEP IN

anthonykiedick:

my cats so fucking stupid we got some nice ass furniture around my house but she chooses the fucking fRYIGN PAN TO SLEEP IN

(Source: joydivisiom, via chefrozzi)

30 7 / 2014

"How come Richard Pryor and Dave Chappelle can make racist jokes but I can’t"

A person who does not understand the difference between racist jokes and jokes about racism (via do-black-people-do-stuff)

A person who is a racist.

(via dynastylnoire)

It’s interesting that there are folks who measure gender equality by “Well, can I hit a woman and it be okay?” and folks who measure racial equality by “Why can they use [insert racial slur here] and I can’t?” It’s interesting how there are folks that measure justice by whether or not they can brutalize a marginalized person from their place of privilege and not get called out or labeled negatively.

(via witchsistah)

(via fvke-mermaid)

30 7 / 2014

whitetears365:

#WhitePeopleEquivalents

Well this looks to be pretty accurate.

(via yllimel)

30 7 / 2014

(Source: bitterarab, via fvke-mermaid)